tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66128663942167724852024-03-14T02:46:35.169-07:00ANYTHING YOU WANTA site with useless and sometimes useful tips annd informationAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-38078582617741391142011-03-29T01:47:00.000-07:002011-03-29T01:47:36.534-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CKGSjy8-l1A/TZGcS7v0NzI/AAAAAAAAACw/yGxI4j06B_U/s1600/obsessed-with-facebook.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CKGSjy8-l1A/TZGcS7v0NzI/AAAAAAAAACw/yGxI4j06B_U/s1600/obsessed-with-facebook.jpg" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-52825242578290716842011-03-14T08:07:00.000-07:002011-03-14T08:07:39.165-07:00Some Nice One-LinersHere are some awesum one-liners. They might be funny meaningful or just dumb but hey, they are pretty interesting. <br />
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1. 43% of all statistics are worthless. <br />
2. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. <br />
3. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name. <br />
4. A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man. <br />
5. A bad plan is better than no plan. <br />
6. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. <br />
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. <br />
8. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. <br />
9. A day for firm decisions! Or is it? <br />
10. A day without sun shine is like, you know, night. <br />
11. A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts. <br />
12. A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. <br />
13. A gentleman is a patient wolf. <br />
14. A good pun is its own reword. <br />
15. A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t. <br />
16. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. <br />
17. A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price. <br />
18. A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows. <br />
19. A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package. <br />
20. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. <br />
21. A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry. <br />
22. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep. <br />
23. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. <br />
24. A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend. <br />
25. "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." — Joseph Stalin <br />
26. A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on. <br />
27. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. <br />
28. A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool. <br />
29. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students <br />
30. A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend. <br />
31. A witty saying proves nothing. <br />
32. According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist. <br />
33. Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations. <br />
34. Adult: One old enough to know better. <br />
35. After all is said and done, more is said than done. <br />
36. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. <br />
37. All generalisations are dangerous, even this one. <br />
38. All hope abandon, ye who enter here! <br />
39. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. <br />
40. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. <br />
41. All work and no play, will make you a manager. <br />
42. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. <br />
43. Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves. <br />
44. An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away. <br />
45. An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. <br />
46. Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. <br />
47. Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something. <br />
48. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. <br />
49. Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire. <br />
50. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. <br />
51. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. <br />
52. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. <br />
53. Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it? <br />
54. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. <br />
55. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. <br />
56. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. <br />
57. Atheists can do whatever the hell they want. <br />
58. Attitude determines your altitude. <br />
59. Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay… <br />
60. Bad spellers of the world untie! <br />
61. Bald guys never have a bad hair day. <br />
62. Batteries not included. <br />
63. Be good – and if you can’t be good, be careful. <br />
64. Be good; if you can’t be good, have fun. <br />
65. Be naughty – save santa the trip. <br />
66. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. <br />
67. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. <br />
68. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. <br />
69. Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on. <br />
70. Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon. <br />
71. Best viewed on my computer. <br />
72. Better late than really late. <br />
73. Between two evils always pick the one you haven’t tried. <br />
74. Biology grows on you. <br />
75. Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day. <br />
76. Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid. <br />
77. Canis meus it comedit. My dog ate it. <br />
78. Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit; beat into place. <br />
79. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. <br />
80. Chaos, panic, pandemonium – my work here is done. <br />
81. Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are. <br />
82. Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire. <br />
83. Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children. <br />
84. Clones are people two. <br />
85. Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. <br />
86. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. <br />
87. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. <br />
88. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? <br />
89. Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow. <br />
90. Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime? <br />
91. Criminal Lawyer – a redundant phrase. <br />
92. Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority. <br />
93. Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed. <br />
94. Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm. <br />
95. Do not attribute to malice what can as easily be attributed to stupidity. <br />
96. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? <br />
97. Does the noise in my head bother you? <br />
98. Don’t argue with a fool. The spectators can’t tell the difference. <br />
99. Don’t be humble, you’re not that great. <br />
100. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. <br />
101. Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that. <br />
102. Don’t believe everything you think. <br />
103. Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened. <br />
104. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. <br />
105. Don’t let yesterday take up to much of today. <br />
106. Don’t steal a police car unless you’re prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico. <br />
107. Don’t tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective. <br />
108. Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. <br />
109. Don’t trust reality. After all, it’s only a collective hunch. <br />
110. Drive defensively – buy a tank. <br />
111. Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember. <br />
112. Dyslexics have more fnu. <br />
113. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. <br />
114. Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. <br />
115. Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends. <br />
116. Earth first! (We’ll strip-mine the other planets later). <br />
117. Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun. <br />
118. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. <br />
119. Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance. <br />
120. Elevators smell different to midgets. <br />
121. Entropy isn’t what it used to be. <br />
122. Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room. <br />
123. Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it. <br />
124. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95. <br />
125. Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. <br />
126. Every solution breeds new problems. <br />
127. "Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit." — Mike Tyson <br />
128. Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo. <br />
129. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. <br />
130. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. <br />
131. Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit. <br />
132. Everyone leaves the world a little better – some by leaving. <br />
133. Everything is always okay in the end, if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end. <br />
134. Examine what is said, not who speaks. <br />
135. Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex. <br />
136. Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land? <br />
137. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. <br />
138. Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes. <br />
139. F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng. <br />
140. Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle. <br />
141. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again. <br />
142. Failure teaches success. <br />
143. Fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, scratch where it itches. <br />
144. Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy. <br />
145. First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended. <br />
146. For a good time, call (415) 642-9483. <br />
147. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. <br />
148. For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong. <br />
149. For good, return good. For evil, return justice. <br />
150. Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen. <br />
151. Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen. <br />
152. Friendly fire – isn’t. <br />
153. Friends come and go, enemies accumulate. <br />
154. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. <br />
155. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. <br />
156. Frog blast the vent core! <br />
157. Gee, Toto, I don’t think we’re in kansas anymore. <br />
158. Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid. <br />
159. Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass. <br />
160. Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses. <br />
161. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. <br />
162. God made us brothers, but prozac made us friends. <br />
163. God will forgive me. That’s his job, after all. <br />
164. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. <br />
165. "Great thinkers have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds." — Albert Einstein <br />
166. Half the people you know are below average. <br />
167. Happiness isn’t having what you want, it’s wanting what you have. <br />
168. Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it? <br />
169. Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand. <br />
170. Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. <br />
171. Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls? <br />
172. Hey! It compiles! Ship it! <br />
173. Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don’t like pizza? <br />
174. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. <br />
175. Honk if you like peace and quiet. <br />
176. How come wrong numbers are never busy? <br />
177. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on. <br />
178. I am not single, I’m romantically challenged. <br />
179. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them. <br />
180. I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do. <br />
181. I can’t spell and beer doesn’t help. <br />
182. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. <br />
183. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. <br />
184. I don’t care who you are! Get those reindeers off my roof! <br />
185. I don’t mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a ~censored~! <br />
186. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. <br />
187. I doubt, therefore I might be. <br />
188. I drink to make other people interesting. <br />
189. I have a strong will but a weak won’t. <br />
190. "I know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?" — Tom Clancy <br />
191. I like being single. I’m always there when I need me. <br />
192. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. <br />
193. I need someone really bad! Are you really bad? <br />
194. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. <br />
195. I only drink to make other people more sociable. <br />
196. I prefer old age to the alternative. <br />
197. I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better. <br />
198. "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." — Peter Kaye <br />
199. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. <br />
200. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. <br />
201. I used to be indecisive but I am not sure anymore. <br />
202. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. <br />
203. I’d buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the straw. <br />
204. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. <br />
205. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect. <br />
206. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? <br />
207. I’m not crazy, but the voices in my head might be. <br />
208. I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman! <br />
209. I’m not paranoid, they really are after me. <br />
210. I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up your ass. <br />
211. If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish thing. <br />
212. If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn’t get very far. <br />
213. If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies. <br />
214. If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them. <br />
215. If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised. <br />
216. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. <br />
217. If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished. <br />
218. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. <br />
219. If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. <br />
220. If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool. <br />
221. If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions. <br />
222. If at first you don’t succeed, quit; don’t be a nut about success. <br />
223. If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. <br />
224. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. <br />
225. If at first you don’t succeed, try a shorter bungee. <br />
226. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. <br />
227. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? <br />
228. If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs? <br />
229. If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don’t know what the hell is going on. <br />
230. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. <br />
231. If god is inside us, then I hope he likes Fajita’s, cause that’s what he’s getting. <br />
232. If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. <br />
233. If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work ‘gay’? <br />
234. If I look confused it’s because I’m thinking. <br />
235. "If I misbehave and nobody sees me, that’s one less lie I’ll have to tell later." — Dave Dunseath <br />
236. If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? <br />
237. If it can go wrong it probably already has. <br />
238. If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done. <br />
239. If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid. <br />
240. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. <br />
241. If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it! <br />
242. If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm? <br />
243. If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress? <br />
244. If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me. <br />
245. If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three. <br />
246. If we don’t protect freedom of speech, we will never know who the ~censored~ are. <br />
247. If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. <br />
248. If we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. <br />
249. If you are going through hell, keep going. <br />
250. If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance. <br />
251. If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun. <br />
252. If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit. <br />
253. If you can see this, you’re not blind, which is a very good start. <br />
254. If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. <br />
255. If you can’t remember, the claymore is pointed towards you. <br />
256. If you cannot convince them, confuse them. <br />
257. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? <br />
258. If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it? <br />
259. If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost. <br />
260. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably <br />
worth it. <br />
261. If you put it off long enough, it might go away. <br />
262. If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. <br />
263. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. <br />
264. If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. <br />
265. If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything. <br />
266. If you’re happy, you’re successful. <br />
267. If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right. <br />
268. Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool. <br />
269. In a world without walls and fences who needs Windows and Gates? <br />
270. In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take. <br />
271. "In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them." — Johann von Neumann <br />
272. "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." — Charles, Count Talleyrand <br />
273. In the dark I hold your hand, because in the light you look like a man. <br />
274. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. <br />
275. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. <br />
276. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. <br />
277. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. <br />
278. It’s better to be a well-known drunk that to be an anonymous alcoholic. <br />
279. It’s better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all. <br />
280. It’s better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt. <br />
281. It’s like deja vu all over again. <br />
282. It’s not reality that’s important, but how you perceive things. <br />
283. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you look when you play the game. <br />
284. It’s people that give drinking a bad name. <br />
285. It’s the squeaky wheel that gets the grease. <br />
286. I’m not mentally ill, I just have a problem with reality. <br />
287. Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. <br />
288. Laugh at your problems; everybody else does. <br />
289. Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. <br />
290. Learn from my parent’s mistake. Don’t have kids! <br />
291. Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control. <br />
292. Learning from your mistakes is smart, learning from the mistakes of others is wise. <br />
293. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. <br />
294. Life exists for no known purpose. <br />
295. Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught. <br />
296. Life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans. <br />
297. Life’s a ~censored~, and then you’re reincarnated. <br />
298. Life’s a bleach and then you dye. <br />
299. Linux: because rebooting is for adding new hardware. <br />
300. Living healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die. <br />
301. Logic is in the eye of the logician. <br />
302. "Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities." — Lord Dunsany <br />
303. Love is atemporary insanity curable by marriage. <br />
304. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. <br />
305. Lunix… Because i’m better than you. <br />
306. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. <br />
307. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. <br />
308. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. <br />
309. Marriage is grand; divorce, a hundred grand. <br />
310. Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free. <br />
311. Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die. <br />
312. Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence. <br />
313. Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. <br />
314. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer. <br />
315. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. <br />
316. Monday is the root of all evil. <br />
317. Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots. <br />
318. Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw. <br />
319. Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing. <br />
320. Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before. <br />
321. Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience. <br />
322. Never buy a car you can’t push. <br />
323. Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him. <br />
324. Never eat yellow snow. <br />
325. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. <br />
326. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. <br />
327. Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake. <br />
328. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. <br />
329. Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient. <br />
330. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. <br />
331. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. <br />
332. Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon. <br />
333. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. <br />
334. "Never waste a lie when the truth will do." — Jack Clancy <br />
335. Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements. <br />
336. No good deed goes unpunished. <br />
337. No life is totally wasted, one can always be a bad example. <br />
338. No one dies a virgin, life screws them all. <br />
339. No-one suspects the butterfly! <br />
340. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. <br />
341. Not all men are fools… Some are bachelors. <br />
342. Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. <br />
343. Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee. <br />
344. Of course there’s no reason for it, it’s just our policy. <br />
345. Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you’re a cheese. <br />
346. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. <br />
347. Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in. <br />
348. One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. <br />
349. Only dead fish go with the flow. <br />
350. Only the winners decide what were war crimes. <br />
351. Only users lose drugs. <br />
352. Optimist: Someone without much experience. <br />
353. People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people. <br />
354. People will believe any lie, either becaue they want it to be true or they are afraid it’s true. <br />
355. Pretend to spank me – I’m a pseudo-masochist! <br />
356. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. <br />
357. Quando omni flunkus moritati – when all else fails, play dead. <br />
358. Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand. <br />
359. Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there. <br />
360. Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs. <br />
361. Rehab is for quitters. <br />
362. Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion. <br />
363. "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." — Joss Whedon <br />
364. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you. <br />
365. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. <br />
366. Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter. <br />
367. Send lawyers, guns and money! <br />
368. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. <br />
369. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. <br />
370. Sex on tv can’t hurt unless you fall off. <br />
371. Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine. <br />
372. Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips. <br />
373. Smith & wesson: the original point and click interface. <br />
374. Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. <br />
375. Software is just like sex. One mistake and you end up giving lifetime support. <br />
376. Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape. <br />
377. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. <br />
378. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. <br />
379. Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same. <br />
380. Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. <br />
381. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push. <br />
382. Spelling is a lossed art. <br />
383. Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. <br />
384. "Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." — Heinlein <br />
385. Support your local Search and Rescue unit. Get lost. <br />
386. Sure, when… – oink flap oink flap – well I’ll be darned! <br />
387. Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. <br />
388. Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice. <br />
389. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. <br />
390. Teamwork is essential – it allows you to blame someone else. <br />
391. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. <br />
392. The beatings will continue until morale improves. <br />
393. The best things in life aren’t things. <br />
394. The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. <br />
395. The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. <br />
396. The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. <br />
397. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them. <br />
398. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. <br />
399. The future will be better tomorrow. <br />
400. The Killer Ducks are coming! <br />
401. The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. <br />
402. The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. <br />
403. The only certain thing in life is death. <br />
404. The only job you start at the top is digging a hole. <br />
405. The only really decent thing to do behind a person’s back is pat it. <br />
406. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. <br />
407. The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. <br />
408. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. <br />
409. The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. <br />
410. The problem with the future is it turns into the present. <br />
411. The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. <br />
412. The revolution will not be televised. <br />
413. The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. <br />
414. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. <br />
415. The shortest distance between two points is under construction. <br />
416. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up. <br />
417. The Stock Market always does what you think it will, but rarely when. <br />
418. The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. <br />
419. The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along. <br />
420. The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie. <br />
421. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! <br />
422. The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble. <br />
423. There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t. <br />
424. There are no short cuts to any place worth going. <br />
425. There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. <br />
426. There are three types of people – those who can count and those who can’t. <br />
427. There are two types of people – those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t. <br />
428. There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions. <br />
429. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. <br />
430. There is no time like the pleasant. <br />
431. There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. <br />
432. There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. <br />
433. They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken. <br />
434. They’re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid! <br />
435. Think much, Speak little, Write less. <br />
436. This sentence contradicts itself — no actually it doesn’t. <br />
437. This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant. <br />
438. This will be a memorable month — no matter how hard you try to forget. <br />
439. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <br />
440. Time flies like a bullet. Fruit flies like a banana. <br />
441. To be is to do – Socrates, To do is to be – Sartre, Do be do be do – Sinatra <br />
442. To err is human, to arr is pirate. <br />
443. To err is human, to forgive highly unlikely. <br />
444. To err is human, to really screw up requires the root password. <br />
445. To err is hunam. <br />
446. To generalize is to be an idiot. <br />
447. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. <br />
448. Today is the first day of the rest of this mess. <br />
449. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. <br />
450. Today’s children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents! <br />
451. Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. <br />
452. Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. <br />
453. Too much of a good thing is wonderful. <br />
454. Too much of everything is just enough. <br />
455. Tracers work both ways. <br />
456. Trying is failing with honors. <br />
457. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. <br />
458. Unix is user friendly – it’s just picky about it’s friends. <br />
459. Veni, vedi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping. <br />
460. Veni, Vidi, Velcro – I came, I saw, I stuck around. <br />
461. Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came. <br />
462. Viewer discretion may be advised, but it’s never really expected. <br />
463. War does not determine who is right – only who is left. <br />
464. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. <br />
465. Wasting time is an important part of living. <br />
466. We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. <br />
467. We found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all along. <br />
468. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. <br />
469. Welcome to Hell. Here’s your copy of Windows ME. <br />
470. Welcome what you can’t avoid. <br />
471. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? <br />
472. What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket. <br />
473. What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens. <br />
474. Whatever happens, ignore it all. <br />
475. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. <br />
476. When all else fails, admit i’m right and kiss my ass. <br />
477. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? <br />
478. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. <br />
479. When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me. <br />
480. When I was young I was told that anyone could be president. Now I’m beginning to believe it. <br />
481. When in doubt empty the magazine. <br />
482. When in doubt, do what the President does. Guess. <br />
483. When in doubt, poke it with a stick. <br />
484. When it’s dark enough you can see the stars. <br />
485. When someone points skyward, it’s the fool that looks at the finger. <br />
486. When the pin is pulled, Mr. grenade is not our friend. <br />
487. When vultures fly, are they allowed carrion luggage? <br />
488. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. <br />
489. When you don’t know what you are doing, do it neatly. <br />
490. When you have nothing to say, say nothing. <br />
491. Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? <br />
492. While having never invented a sin, I’m trying to perfect several. <br />
493. Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom? <br />
494. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. <br />
495. Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free. <br />
496. Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? <br />
497. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? <br />
498. Wise people think all they say; fools say all they think. <br />
499. With a rubber duck, you’re never alone. <br />
500. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. <br />
501. Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you. <br />
502. Work is the curse of the drinking class. <br />
503. Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength. <br />
504. Worry is a misuse of the imagination. <br />
505. Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere. <br />
506. XML is like violence. If it doesn’t solve your problem, you’re not using enough of it. <br />
507. You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. <br />
508. You can observe a lot just by watching. <br />
509. You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. <br />
510. You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. <br />
511. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. <br />
512. You don’t have to explain something you never said. <br />
513. You don’t learn anything the second time a mule kicks you. <br />
514. You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you’re all the same. <br />
515. You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. <br />
516. You’re driving a car. It isn’t a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant. <br />
517. You’re just jealous because the little voices only talk to me. <br />
518. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. <br />
519. You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever. <br />
520. Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-74607588746863368042011-03-02T20:15:00.000-08:002011-03-02T20:15:51.031-08:00LONDON BEER FLOOD<div class="entry-content clearfix nobottom"><style media="screen" type="text/css">
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The London Beer Flood occurred on October 17, 1814 in the parish of St. Giles, London, England. At the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road, a huge vat containing over 135,000 imperial gallons (610,000 L) of beer ruptured, causing other vats in the same building to succumb in a domino effect. As a result, more than 323,000 imperial gallons (1,470,000 L) of beer burst out and gushed into the streets. The wave of beer destroyed two homes and crumbled the wall of the Tavistock Arms Pub, trapping teenaged employee Eleanor Cooper under the rubble.<br />
The brewery was located among the poor houses and tenements of the St Giles Rookery, where whole families lived in basement rooms that quickly filled with beer. Eight people drowned in the flood.<br />
The brewery was eventually taken to court over the accident, but the disaster was ruled to be an Act of God by the judge and jury, leaving no one responsible. The company found it difficult to cope with the financial implications of the disaster, with a significant loss of sales made worse because they had already paid duty on the beer. They made a successful application to Parliament reclaiming the duty which allowed them to continue trading.<br />
The brewery was demolished in 1922, and today, the Dominion Theatre occupies a part of the site of the former brewery.In the end there was a total of 18 deaths true or false ????</div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-7598831099572269982011-02-28T06:22:00.001-08:002011-02-28T06:22:11.480-08:00what is the most you have drunk in one night<p class="formspringmeText">what is the most you have drunk in one night</p><p class="formspringmeFooter"> Answer <a href="http://4ms.me/ee719T">here</a></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-44151737001881907662011-02-25T13:49:00.000-08:002011-02-25T13:49:30.699-08:00The Top 10 Craziest Science Stuff you didn't know<b><br />
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You can Hypnotize Chickens<br />
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A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken.<br />
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If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds to 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.<br />
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You can have an erection once dead<br />
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A death erection (sometimes referred to as "angel lust") is a post-mortem erection which occurs when a male individual dies vertically or face-down – the cadaver remaining in this position. During life, the pumping of blood by the heart ensures a relatively even distribution around the blood vessels of the human body. Once this mechanism has ended, only the force of gravity acts upon the blood. As with any mass, the blood settles at the lowest point of the body and causes edema or swelling to occur; the discoloration caused by this is called lividity.<br />
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Your hand can have a life of it's own<br />
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Alien hand syndrome (or Dr. Strangelove syndrome) is an unusual neurological disorder in which one of the sufferer's hands seems to take on a life of its own.<br />
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AHS is best documented in cases where a person has had the two hemispheres of their brain surgically separated, a procedure sometimes used to relieve the symptoms of extreme cases of epilepsy. It also occurs in some cases after other brain surgery, strokes, or infections. The HAND is after you!<br />
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Don't laugh too much, it can kill you<br />
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Fatal hilarity is death as a result of laughter. In the third century B.C. the Greek philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after seeing a donkey eating figs (hey, it wasn't THAT funny).<br />
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On 24 March 1975 Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer from King's Lynn, England, literally died laughing while watching an episode of The Goodies. According to his wife, who was a witness, Mitchell was unable to stop laughing whilst watching a sketch in the episode "Kung Fu Kapers" in which Tim Brooke-Taylor, dressed as a kilted Scotsman, used a set of bagpipes to defend himself from a psychopathic black pudding in a demonstration of the Scottish martial art of "Hoots-Toot-ochaye". After twenty-five minutes of continuous laughter Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and expired from heart failure. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments so pleasant.<br />
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A weapon could make you Gay<br />
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Gay bomb is an informal name for a potential non-lethal chemical weapon, which a U.S. Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing.<br />
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In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behaviour". So that's how they got Saddam!<br />
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It's true, Men can breastfeed<br />
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The phenomenon of male lactation in humans has become more common in recent years due to the use of medications that stimulate a human male's mammary glands.<br />
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Male lactation is most commonly caused by hormonal treatments given to men suffering from prostate cancer. It is also possible for males (and females) to induce lactation through constant massage and simulated 'sucking' of the nipple over a long period of time (months).<br />
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Bart Simpson's Tomacco (half tomato, half tobacco) was possible<br />
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A tomacco is originally a fictional hybrid fruit that is half tomato and half tobacco, from the 1999 episode "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" of The Simpsons; the method used to create the tomacco in the episode is fictional.<br />
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The tomacco became real when it was allegedly produced in 2003. Inspired by The Simpsons, Rob Baur of Lake Oswego, Oregon successfully grafted a tomato plant onto the roots of a tobacco plant, which was possible because both plants come from the same family.<br />
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It's OK to have a third nipple<br />
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A supernumerary nipple (also known as a third nipple) is an additional nipple occurring in mammals including humans. Often mistaken for moles, supernumerary nipples are diagnosed at a rate of 2% in females, less in males. The nipples appear along the two vertical "milk lines" which start in the armpit on each side, run down through the typical nipples and end at the groin. They are classified into eight levels of completeness from a simple patch of hair to a milk-bearing breast in miniature.<br />
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You can die on the Toilet<br />
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There are many toilet-related injuries and some toilet-related deaths throughout history and in urban legends.<br />
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In young boys, one of the most common causes of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down while using the toilet.<br />
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George II of Great Britain died on the toilet on 25 October 1760 from an aortic dissection. According to Horace Walpole's memoirs, King George "rose as usual at six, and drank his chocolate; for all his actions were invariably methodic. A quarter after seven he went into a little closet. His German valet de chambre in waiting heard a noise, and running in, found the King dead on the floor."<br />
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Picking one's nose and eating it might be healthy<br />
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Mucophagy (literally mucus-eating, also referred as picking one's nose and eating it) is the consumption of the nasal mucus, boogers, and other detritus obtained from nose-picking.<br />
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Some research suggests that mucophagy may be a natural and even healthy activity, which exposes the digestive system to bacteria accumulated in the mucus, thereby helping to strengthen the immune system.<br />
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So what crazy science stuff do you know? Comment it!</b>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-9650775242341013792011-02-23T06:55:00.000-08:002011-02-23T06:55:36.798-08:00The Deadliest Art in the World<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fS9LuaUdw3w/TWUfNJQAKRI/AAAAAAAAACg/4oD5mPGbDzQ/s1600/deadly-viruses-made-of-glass-by-luke-jerram.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="186" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fS9LuaUdw3w/TWUfNJQAKRI/AAAAAAAAACg/4oD5mPGbDzQ/s320/deadly-viruses-made-of-glass-by-luke-jerram.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9TtCMmFX90c/TWUfO0g_4ZI/AAAAAAAAACs/_OX_DHKDFZE/s1600/what-does-sars-look-like-glass-sculpture-luke-jerram.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9TtCMmFX90c/TWUfO0g_4ZI/AAAAAAAAACs/_OX_DHKDFZE/s320/what-does-sars-look-like-glass-sculpture-luke-jerram.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><strong>THE DEADLY ARTIST - LUKE JERRAM</strong><br />
-<strong>The Collaborators</strong>: University of Bristol virologist Andrew Davidson, glassblowers, Kim George, Brian Jones and Norman Veitch<br />
- Took inspiration from high-resolution electron microscopic images, creating large, painstakingly accurate glass sculptures of viruses and bacteria such as HIV, E. coli, SARS, and H1N1 (Swine flu)<br />
- Took over 5 years of development and research<br />
- Jerram and his collaborators created glass genomes, carefully placing them on tiny pedestals within what would become viral envelopes<br />
- They then closed up the tops before adding final touches of spikes and glycoproteins, which were shaped and melted on while keeping the whole work at roughly the same temperatureAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-87852672658449692292011-02-13T10:41:00.000-08:002011-02-13T10:41:38.316-08:00PIC SPEAK<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BWcXrD_5JYM/TVglRWKjc_I/AAAAAAAAACc/-E9dw3CCJms/s1600/New+Picture+%252810%2529.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="302" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BWcXrD_5JYM/TVglRWKjc_I/AAAAAAAAACc/-E9dw3CCJms/s320/New+Picture+%252810%2529.bmp" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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(Dr. Phil scored 55, he did this test on Oprah and she got a 38.) <br />
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The following test is pretty accurate and it only takes a few minutes. <br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Don't peek!</span> <br />
<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Don't cheat!!!!!</span></span> <br />
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Answers are for who you are now and not who you were in the past. <br />
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This is a real test given by Human Relations Departments at many of the major corporations. <br />
It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and in their prospective employees. <br />
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">There are 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper.</span></span> <br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;">Begin. </span></span> <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. When do you feel your best... </span></span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> in the morning <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> during the afternoon and early evening <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> late at night <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. You usually walk..</span>. </span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> fairly fast, with long steps <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> fairly fast, with little steps <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> less fast head up, looking the world in the face <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">D)</span> less fast, head down <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">E)</span> very slowly <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. When talking to people you...</span></span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> stand with your arms folded <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> have your hands clasped <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> have one or both your hands on your hips <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">D)</span> touch or push the person to whom you are talking <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">E)</span> play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. When relaxing, you sit with.. </span></span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> your legs crossed <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> your legs stretched out or straight <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">D)</span> one leg curled under you <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">5. When something really amuses you, you react with... </span></span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> big appreciated laugh <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> a laugh, but not a loud one <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> a quiet chuckle <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">D)</span> a sheepish smile <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">6. When you go to a party or social gathering you... </span></span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> make a loud entrance so everyone notices you <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...</span></span> </span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> welcome the break <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> feel extremely irritated <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> vary between these two extremes <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">8. Which of the following colors do you like most...... </span></span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> Red or orange <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> black <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> yellow or light blue <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">D)</span> green <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">E)</span> dark blue or purple <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">F)</span> white <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">G)</span> brown or gray <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are..... </span></span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> stretched out on your back <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> stretched out face down on your stomach <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> on your side, slightly curled <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">D)</span> with your head on one arm <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">E)</span> with your head under the covers <br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">10. You often dream that you are..... </span></span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">A)</span> falling <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">B)</span> fighting or struggling <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">C)</span> searching for something or somebody <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">D)</span> flying or floating <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">E)</span> you usually have dreamless sleep <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">F)</span> your dreams are always pleasant <br />
<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 <br />
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 <br />
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 <br />
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1 <br />
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 <br />
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2 <br />
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 <br />
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 <br />
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e ) 1 <br />
10 (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1 </span></span> <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: black;">OVER 60 POINTS:</span></span> <br />
Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. <br />
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">51 TO 60 POINTS:</span></span> <br />
Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality, a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once, someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate. <br />
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">41 TO 50 POINTS:</span></span> <br />
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting, someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. <br />
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">31 TO 40 POINTS:</span></span> <br />
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you, realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken. <br />
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">21 TO 30 POINTS:</span></span> <br />
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature. <br />
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">UNDER 21 POINTS:</span></span> <br />
People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well, know that you aren't. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-38315453499765941902011-02-07T22:54:00.000-08:002011-02-07T22:54:17.791-08:00Celebrities' real names They weren't the names they were born with. But we reveal the celebs real names below:<table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="1" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" style="width: 155px;"></table><table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="1" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" style="width: 155px;"></table><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" style="width: 550px;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">They weren't the names they were born with.<br />
But we reveal the celebs real names below:</span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" valign="top"> <div align="left"> <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>A</b> <br />
Alan Alda = Alphonso D'Abruzzo <br />
Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg<br />
Muhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.<br />
Julie Andrews = Julia Elizabeth Wells <br />
Fred Astaire = Frederick Austerlitz<br />
Chet Atkins = Chester B. Atkins<br />
Frankie Avalon = Francis Thomas Avalonne <br />
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<b>B</b> <br />
Lauren Bacall = Betty Joan Perske <br />
Anne Bancroft = Anna Maria Italiano<br />
Brigitte Bardot = Camille Javal <br />
Pat Benatar = Patricia Andrejewski <br />
Tony Bennett = Anthony Benedetto <br />
Jack Benny = Benjamin Kubelsky<br />
Tom Berenger = Thomas Michael Moore<br />
Chuck Berry = Charles Edward Anderson Berry<br />
Billy The Kid = William H. Bonney <br />
Robert Blake = Michael Gubitosi<br />
Jon Bon Jovi = John Francis Bongiovi <br />
Bono (U2) = Paul Hewson<br />
Sonny Bono = Salvatore Phillip Bono <br />
David Bowie = David Robert Jones <br />
Boy George = George Alan O'Dowd <br />
Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinski <br />
Albert Brooks = Albert Einstein <br />
Mel Brooks = Melvin Kaminsky <br />
George Burns = Nathan Birnbaum <br />
Ellen Burstyn = Edna Gilhooley <br />
Richard Burton = Richard Jenkins <br />
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<b>C</b><br />
Nicholas Cage = Nicholas Coppola <br />
Michael Cain = Maurice Micklewhite <br />
Maria Callas = Maria Kalogeropoulos<br />
Eric Carr (Kiss) - Paul Charles Caravello <br />
Vikki Carr = Florencia Casillas <br />
Ray Charles = Ray Charles Robinson <br />
Chubby Checker = Ernest Evans <br />
Cher = Cherilyn Sarkisian<br />
Eric Clapton - Eric Patrick Clapp <br />
Patsy Cline = Virginia Patterson Hensley <br />
Claudette Colbert = Lily Chauchoin<br />
Nat King Cole = Nathaniel Adams Coles<br />
Chuck Connors = Kevin Joseph Connors <br />
Robert Conrad = Conrad Robert Falk<br />
Alice Cooper = Vincent Furnier<br />
Gary Cooper = Frank James Cooper <br />
David Copperfield = David Kotkin <br />
Howard Cosell = Howard Cohen <br />
Elvis Costello = Declan Patrick McManus <br />
Lou Costello = Louis Cristillo <br />
Joan Crawford = Lucille Le Sueur <br />
Michael Crawford = Michael Dumble-Smith<br />
Bing Crosby = Harry Lillis Crosby <br />
Tom Cruise = Thomas Cruise Mapother IV <br />
Tony Curtis = Bernard Schwartz <br />
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D <br />
Rodney Dangerfield = Jacob Cohen<br />
Bobby Darin = Walden Waldo Robert Cassotto<br />
John Denver = John Henry Deutschendorf<br />
Donovan = Donovan Phillip Leitch <br />
Doris Day = Doris von Kappelhoff <br />
James Dean = James Byron <br />
John Denver = Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. <br />
Bo Derek = Mary Cathleen Collins <br />
Danny DeVito = Daniel Michaeli <br />
Angie Dickinson = Angeline Brown <br />
Bo Diddley = Otha Elias Bates McDaniel<br />
Vin Diesel = Mark Vincent <br />
Phyllis Diller = Phyllis Driver<br />
Fats Domino = Antoine Domino <br />
Kirk Douglas = Issur Danielovitch <br />
Bob Dylan = Robert Zimmerman <br />
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<b>E</b> <br />
Sheena Easton = Sheena Shirley Orr <br />
The Edge (U2) = David Howell Evans<br />
Elvira = Cassandra Paterson <br />
Eminem - Marshall Bruce Mathers III<br />
Enya = Eithne Ni Bhraonain<br />
David Essex = David Albert Cook <br />
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<b>F</b> <br />
Morgan Fairchild = Patsy McClenny<br />
Adam Faith = Terence Nelhams<br />
Fatboy Slim = Quentin Cook (aka Norman Cook)<br />
Sally Field = Sally Mahoney <br />
W.C. Fields = William Claude Dukenfield <br />
Jodie Foster = Alicia Christian Foster<br />
Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew Fox<br />
Connie Francis = Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero<br />
Billy Fury = Ronald Wycherley <br />
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<b>G</b> <br />
Greta Garbo = Greta Gustafsson <br />
Judy Garland = Frances Gumm <br />
James Garner = James Bumgarner <br />
Crystal Gayle = Brenda Gayle Webb<br />
Bobbie Gentry = Roberta Streeter <br />
Kathie Lee Gifford = Kathie Epstein <br />
Whoopie Goldberg = Caryn Johnson <br />
Cary Grant = Archibald Leach <br />
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<b>H</b> <br />
Hammer = Stanley Kirk Burrell<br />
Laurence Harvey = Laruschka Skikne <br />
Rita Hayworth = Margarita Cansino<br />
Jimi Hendrix = Johnny Allen Hendrix <br />
Pee-Wee Herman = Paul Reubenfeld <br />
Barbara Hershey = Barbara Herzstine<br />
Hulk Hogan = Terry Gene Bollea<br />
Billie Holliday = Eleanora Fagan<br />
Buddy Holly = Charles Hardin Holley<br />
Bob Hope = Leslie Townes Hope <br />
Harry Houdini = Ehrich Weiss <br />
Rock Hudson = Roy Scherer Jr.<br />
Engelbert Humperdinck = Arnold George Dorsey <br />
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<b>I </b><br />
Janis Ian = Janis Eddy Fink<br />
Ice Cube = Oshea Jackson<br />
Ice-T = Tracy Morrow <br />
Billy Idol = William Broad<br />
Iggy Pop = James Jewell Osterberg, Jr.<br />
Burl Ives = Burle Icle Ivanhoe <br />
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<b>J</b> <br />
David Janssen = David Meyer<br />
Elton John = Reginald Dwight <br />
Don Johnson = Donald Wayne <br />
Al Jolson = Asa Yoelson<br />
Brian Jones (Rolling Stones) = Lewis Brian Hopkins-Jones<br />
Jenny Jones = Janina Stranski <br />
Tom Jones = Thomas Woodward <br />
Wynonna Judd = Christina Ciminella <br />
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<b>K</b> <br />
Boris Karloff = William Henry Pratt <br />
Danny Kaye = David Kaminsky <br />
Diane Keaton = Diane Hall <br />
Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas <br />
Chaka Khan = Carole Yvette Marie Stevens<br />
Carole King = Carole Klein <br />
Larry King = Larry Zeigler <br />
Ben Kingsley = Krishna Banji <br />
Nastassja Kinski = Nastassja Naksyznyski<br />
Billy J Kramer (The Dakotas) = William H Ashton<br />
Kris Kristofferson = Kris Carson <br />
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<b>L</b> <br />
Cheryl Ladd = Cheryl Stoppelmoor <br />
Veronica Lake = Constance Ockleman <br />
Dorothy Lamour = Mary Kaumeyer <br />
Michael Landon = Eugene Orowitz<br />
Mario Lanza = Alfredo Arnold Cocozza <br />
Queen Latifah = Dana Owens <br />
Stan Laurel = Arthur Jefferson <br />
Steve Lawrence = Sidney Leibowitz<br />
Brenda Lee = Brenda Mae Tarpley <br />
Bruce Lee = Lee Yuen Kam<br />
Spike Lee = Shelton Jackson Lee<br />
Jay Leno = James Douglas Muir Leno <br />
Huey Lewis = Hugh Cregg <br />
Jerry Lewis = Joseph Levitch<br />
Liberace = Wladziu Lee Valentino<br />
Jack Lord = John Joseph Ryan <br />
Sophia Loren = Sophia Scicoloni <br />
Peter Lorre = Laszio Lowenstein<br />
Courtney Love = Michelle Harrison <br />
Bela Lugosi = Bela Ferenc Blasko <br />
Lulu = Marie Lawrie <br />
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<b>M</b> <br />
Shirley MacLaine = Shirley Beaty <br />
Elle MacPherson = Eleanor Gow <br />
Madonna = Madonna Louise Ciccone <br />
Lee Majors = Harvey Lee Yeary II <br />
Karl Malden = Mladen Sekulovich<br />
Mama Cass Elliot (Mamas & Papas) = Ellen Naomi Cohen<br />
Manfred Mann = Manfred Lubowitz <br />
Barry Manilow = Barry Alan Pincus <br />
Jayne Mansfield = Vera Jane Palmer<br />
Marilyn Manson = Brian Warner <br />
Walter Matthau = Walter Matuschanskayasky<br />
Dean Martin = Dino Crocetti <br />
Groucho Marx = Julius Henry Marx<br />
Meat Loaf = Marvin Lee Aday<br />
Freddie Mercury (Queen) = Frederick Farookh Bulsara <br />
Ethel Merman = Ethel Zimmerman <br />
George Michael = Georgios Panayiotou<br />
Joni Mitchell = Roberta Joan Anderson<br />
Moby = Richard Melville Hall <br />
Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortenson (later Baker) <br />
Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes <br />
Rita Moreno = Rosita Alverio <br />
Harry Morgan = Harry Bratsburg <br />
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<b>N</b> <br />
Chuck Norris = Carlos Ray <br />
Andre Norton = Mary Alice Norton <br />
Notorious B.I.G. = Christopher Wallace <br />
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<b>O</b><br />
Ozzy Osbourne = John Michael Osbourne <br />
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<b>P</b> <br />
Jack Palance = Walter Palanuik <br />
Bernadette Peters = Bernadette Lazzaro<br />
Edith Piaf = Edith Giovanna Gassion <br />
Slim Pickens = Louis Lindley <br />
Mary Pickford = Gladys Smith <br />
Stephanie Powers = Stefania Federkiewicz <br />
Prince = Prince Rogers Nelson <br />
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<b>R</b> <br />
Tony Randall = Leonard Rosenberg <br />
Johnnie Ray = John Alvin <br />
Donna Reed = Donna Belle Mullenger <br />
Della Reese = Delloreese Patricia Early<br />
Cliff Richard = Harry Rodger Webb<br />
Joan Rivers = Joan Sandra Molinsky <br />
Edward G. Robinson = Emmanuel Goldenberg<br />
Sugar Ray Robinson = Walker Smith, Jr.<br />
Ginger Rogers = Virginia McMath<br />
Mickey Rooney = Joe Yule Jr.<br />
Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) = William Bruce Rose <br />
Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) = John Lydon <br />
Winona Ryder = Winona Horowitz <br />
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<b>S</b> <br />
Susan Sarandon = Susan Tomaling <br />
Telly Savalas = Aristotle Savalas<br />
Jane Seymour = Joyce Frankenberg<br />
Del Shannon = Charles Weedon Westover <br />
Omar Sharif = Michael Shalhoub <br />
Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez <br />
Martin Sheen = Ramon Estevez <br />
Talia Shire = Talia Coppola <br />
Sinbad = David Atkins<br />
Eric Singer (Kiss) = Eric Mensinger <br />
Slash = Saul Hudson<br />
Slim Dusty = David Gordon Kirkpatrick<br />
Dusty Springfield = Mary Isobel Catherine O'Brien <br />
Suzanne Somers = Suzanne Mahoney <br />
Robert Stack = Robert Modini <br />
Barbara Stanwyck = Ruby Stevens<br />
Sylvester Stallone = Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone <br />
Ringo Starr = Richard Starkey<br />
Cat Stevens = Yusef Islam <br />
Connie Stevens = Concetta Ingolia <br />
Sting = Gordon Sumner <br />
Donna Summer = La Donna Gaines <br />
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<b>T</b> <br />
Mr. T = Lawrence Tero<br />
Robert Taylor = Spangler Arlington Brugh <br />
Danny Thomas = Muzyad Yakhoob <br />
Tiny Tim = Herbert Khaury<br />
Rip Torn = Elmore Rual Torn Jr. <br />
Randy Travis = Randy Traywick <br />
Sophie Tucker = Sophia Kalish <br />
Tina Turner = Annie Mae Bullock<br />
Mark Twain = Samuel Langhorne Clemens <br />
Twiggy = Leslie Hornby <br />
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<b>U</b><br />
The Undertaker = Mark Calloway <br />
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<b>V</b> <br />
Rudolph Valentino = Rudolpho D'Antonguolla <br />
Frankie Valli (Four Seasons) = Frank Castelluccio <br />
Sid Vicious = John Simon Ritchie <br />
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<b>W</b> <br />
John Wayne = Marion Morrison<br />
Sigourney Weaver = Susan Alexandra Weaver <br />
Raquel Welch = Raquel Tejada <br />
Gene Wilder = Jerome Silberman <br />
Shelley Winters = Shirley Schrift <br />
Stevie Wonder = Stevland Morris <br />
Natalie Wood = Natasha Gurdin<br />
Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones) = William Perks<br />
Tammy Wynette = Wynette Pugh</span> </div></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-22422090771953459602011-02-05T04:48:00.001-08:002011-02-05T04:48:00.667-08:00formspring.meAsk me anything <a href="http://formspring.me/cliffy39" target="_blank">http://formspring.me/cliffy39</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-50443032522968049692011-02-05T00:21:00.000-08:002011-02-05T00:21:21.762-08:00<div class="factbody_show2"> <strong class="facttitle">The story of the 256 old year man</strong><br />
<div class="submitfact2"><img alt="" class="floatleft" src="http://www.interestingfacts.org/thumbs/1284283100-Li-Ching-Yun.jpg" />In our today world it is impossible for one to believe that a man can live up to the age of 150 years let alone 256 years. According to Time magazine and the New York Times that were published in the year 1933, there died a man whose age was 256 years. I am not sure if he was lucky to have lived up to this age or not.<br />
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He went by the name of Li Ching-Yun. In his lifetime he was able to bury 23 wives. He was able to get 180 descendants by the time of his death. If he were in Africa he would have been the role model of many men as the worth of a man was measured by the number of wives and children one had.<br />
Li Ching-Yun claimed that the secret to his long life was sitting like a tortoise, sleeping like a dog, walking sprightly like a pigeon and keeping a quiet heart. He shared this information with a warlord that wanted to know what to do to live that long. Li insisted that peace of mind and calmness were the main contributors to his long life. For those that wonder what the man ate, you will be surprised to learn that he mainly consumed rice and wine.<br />
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Not much is known about the early life of Li Chung. The information that is known would be that he was born in the same town where he died. This would be in the province of Szechwan in China. He was literate by the age of ten and often traveled to Shansi, Tibet, Kansu and Manchuria to get herbs.<br />
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He continued selling herbs for almost 100 years. He sold his own herbs and also other peoples herbs. Time magazine also indicates that his fingernails were six inches long.<br />
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Many people by the age of 80 are usually shriveled and cannot do a lot of things for themselves. Surprisingly Li was very youthful and could do a lot for himself. This lead to many people doubting if he was that old.<br />
Li admitted that he was born in the year 1736 and us this would make him only 197 years contrary to the supposed 256 years. It is a professor at the Minuko University that proved that Li was born in the year 1677. He was able to proof this by producing records that show that the Chinese government honored him on his 200th birthday.<br />
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This leads to the huge question if Li had forgotten his own age or was he even the legit Li. Looking at it from a medical perspective, it seems impossible for one to be able to live for that long. The age of Li has surpassed the official record by more than 130 years. It is claimed that he looked like a sixty year old.<br />
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The only reasonable conclusion would be that he either had a superhuman body or all this stories are mere exaggerations. Problem is we may never know the complete truth<br />
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</div><div class="facttext">Posted by: clive<span class="high"></span></div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15396975644194686672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6612866394216772485.post-4552066305817501832011-02-04T00:58:00.000-08:002011-02-04T00:58:28.558-08:00WEIRD STUFF<div align="Center"> <span style="color: #8080ff;"><span style="color: #ff80ff;"><span style="color: #ff8000;"><span style="color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"><i><big><big><b><big>Strange </big></b></big></big></i></span><span style="color: lime;"><i><span style="color: cyan;"><big><b><big><big>Things </big></big></b></big></span></i></span><i><big><b><big><big>You</big></big></b></big></i></span><span style="color: lime;"><i><span style="color: cyan;"><big><b><big><big> </big></big></b></big></span></i></span></span></span><i><big><b><big><big>Likely</big></big></b></big></i></span><span style="color: #ff80ff;"><span style="color: #ff8000;"><span style="color: lime;"><i><span style="color: cyan;"><big><b><big><big> </big></big></b></big></span></i></span><i><big><big><b><big><big><br />
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so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.</big> </div><div align="Left"> <big>The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in <br />
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stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.</big> </div><div align="Left"> <big>The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player<br />
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<big>most often stolen from public libraries.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: cyan;"> <big>The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: cyan;"> <big>Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <i>Thanks to Deborah for submitting this!!</i> </div><div align="Left"> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><i>And another via email --this comes by Suzie T....</i></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"> <big>In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>It is impossible to lick your elbow.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>Spades - King David<br />
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<big>A. All invented by women.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?</big><br />
<big>A. Honey</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> </div><div align="Left"> <span style="color: #ff80c0;"><big>At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.</big></span> </div><div align="Left"> </div><div align="Center"> <span style="color: red;"><b><big><big>Do NOT email if you disagree with <br />
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